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HOMETOWN ROASTROCHESTER, NEW YORK
Funny town tees · Rochester, NY

ROCHESTER,
ROASTED.

Super-soft tees celebrating the towns, traffic, lift bridges, and tax bills that make Rochester home. If you're from here, you'll get it. If you're not, you'll learn.

Shop the Roasts — $29.95
Victor t-shirt — Came for Eastview. Stayed because of traffic on 96.
✓ Printed to order in the USA
✓ Bella + Canvas 3001 — the soft one
✓ Free U.S. shipping, every order
✓ Defects replaced free, always

SHOP BY TOWN

Twelve towns. Twelve jokes. Find yours — or your brother-in-law's.

VICTOR CHILI FAIRPORT ROCHESTER PITTSFORD IRONDEQUOIT HENRIETTA WEBSTER GREECE CANANDAIGUA MENDON FARMINGTON

OUR PICKS

The four we'd wear to Wegmans first.

Our PickVictor t-shirt

Victor

Came for Eastview. Stayed Because of Traffic on 96.

Bella + Canvas 3001 · Black · Unisex

$29.95 Buy — pick size at checkout

THE WHOLE ROAST

All 12 towns, $29.95 each. Pick your size at checkout.

Our PickVictor t-shirt

Victor

Came for Eastview. Stayed Because of Traffic on 96.

Bella + Canvas 3001 · Black · Unisex

$29.95 Buy — pick size at checkout
Greece t-shirt

Greece

94,000 People. One Mall. No Relation to the Country.

Bella + Canvas 3001 · Dark Grey Heather · Unisex

$29.95 Buy — pick size at checkout
Farmington t-shirt

Farmington

Come for the Casino. Stay for the New Subdivision.

Bella + Canvas 3001 · Athletic Heather · Unisex

$29.95 Buy — pick size at checkout

EVERY TOWN. EVERY JOKE.

Hometown Roast started with a simple observation: everybody from the Rochester area has a joke about their town — and a better one about the next town over. Chili is pronounced CHY-lye. Fairport runs on bridge time. Victor is an exit, a mall, and a traffic jam.

So we put the jokes on the softest tee we could find. Every town gets roasted, starting with our own — this is affection, printed. If your town isn't here yet, it's coming: new towns join the roast as the list grows.

Designed in Rochester, NY. Printed to order in the USA.

GOOD QUESTIONS

The plain facts, up front.

Shipping

Every shirt is printed to order, so allow 2–5 business days for printing plus delivery time. U.S. shipping is always free.

The Shirt

Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee — 4.2 oz, soft and lightweight with a modern fit. Sizes XS–5XL on most colors. Between sizes? Size up.

Returns

Because each shirt is printed for you, we can't do free size swaps — check the measurements before you order. But if your shirt arrives damaged or misprinted, we replace it free. Every time.

Is It Mean?

No. These are our towns and our jokes — the kind you hear at the family cookout, not the kind you whisper. We roast Victor first. We live there.

WANT A DISCOUNT?

We put lift bridges, garbage plates, and lake-effect snow in your inbox. Join the Roast List for 10% off your first order — and a vote on which town gets roasted next.

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